Taliban Opens Chain Of U.S. Army Surplus Stores

“We need weapons to kill and subjugate the Afghan people under Sharia Law, but there’s just too much gear here!” said local Taliban leader Bob Muhammed. “There’s, like, billions of dollars and 20 years worth of weaponry around here, and now I can build a thriving business out of selling my wares to other terrorist folk who happen to pass through! Allah be praised!”

https://babylonbee.com/news/taliban-opens-chain-of-us-army-surplus-stores

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